We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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