he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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