No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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