i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
