So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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