Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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