dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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