So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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