I wannas sexs uuuuu
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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