Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Randomize
