My liver just broke up with me...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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