Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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