I don't think brook has ever known best
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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