may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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