i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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