Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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