Cold hands, warm shart.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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