thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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