Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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