Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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