I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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