since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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