Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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