We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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