Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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