who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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