she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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