I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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