His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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