I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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