There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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