Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You smell like stripper and shame
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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