in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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