you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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