I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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