ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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