i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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