Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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