hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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