you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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