Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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