We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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