Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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