Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
