Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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