ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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