shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Found your dick twin last night
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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