I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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