there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
it was like eating out sand paper
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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