dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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