Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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