First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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