Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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