oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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