he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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