I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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