I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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