ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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